Kate’s nether regions have been photographed once again. I was really surprised, because let’s face it – once is an accident, but 4 or more times? What’s going on here?
How often have weighted hems been mentioned? Maybe pants (in British or American terms) would be a good idea. The paparazzi lay in wait for such shots like insatiable velociraptors, surely the Duchess of Cambridge knows this by now? As three years a Duchess and ten as royal girlfriend prior, one can safely say this isn’t Kate’s first time at the faire.
So I wondered:
Here’s my theory: Kate is still perpetually annoyed that Pippa’s butt stole the show at HER wedding, and is now coyly trying to prove that hers is just as good
Because by this point, I was fresh out of other options.
I was flayed alive by several Kate fans. “Consider yourself unfollowed,” huffed one via Twitter. “Grow up,” growled another. From there it developed into an argument on women’s rights.
Yeah, I don’t get it, either.
Nor do I get the fact that the Duchess has again ignored all reason when it comes to selecting sensible attire when – I thought – it was fully understood that the paparazzi are out there to make a buck, so you gotta tread carefully.
Oh well. Not that interested to continue speculating. She’s either THAT clueless or she’s premeditating this stuff, but either way you view it, it has to end per order of someone respectable in the palace.
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